Blog of Shame

This morning I woke up on a couch in a very nice apartment at 19th and JFK. Why was I on the couch? There were two perfectly good beds that I could have slept in...I slept on the damn couch. Natalie Fuchs is the reason I slept on said couch. I'm not going to go into much detail but hear this Fuchs: there is a new sheriff in town and she calls the guest room at 501 Kennedy House and if you want to discuss this matter you have to do so in person.